ASSHATS

Hello once again so i am sitting here think of all the asshats in the world three things that piss me off while out 1: people who talk on thier cell phones while driving hello asshats pay attention to the fucking road i hope one of the fuckers get hit by someone talking on the phone. 2: The ASSHATS that has to pass u up just to fucking turn at the next intersection or get off at the next exit geesh what asshats these people are. 3: people in fucking general people just seem to piss me off. okay another group of people piss me off the people that call u and when u say Hello they say who;s this hey fucker you called me. the news anchor that wants to tell me that the 2 pandas in the zoo didn't fuck 2day i don't give a SHIT if the 2 pandas didn;t fuck 2day yesterday or 2morrow i got more pressing issues to deal with then 2 pandas fucking. okay enough dam ranting just had to rant it has been awhile

FOR VAL

This post is for Val. Valerie im sorry for all the shit i have done i didn't know it bothered u that much but to be frank i think u was leading me on making me think one thing then all of a sudden think the opposite i mean im sorry but how am I supposed to feel with all that. any guy would feel led on when someone does that not just me and why in the hell are u mad at me for going bowling we both agreed that we would take some time apart so i mention i might go bowling then u get all pissed off at me. what am i just supposed to wait around for you to go bowling im sorry but i felt like going bowling today so i did im sorry for being pissy assed last night but i was tired and sometimes when i get tired i get pissy assed it was not you it just i was tired and felt drained i just didn't know how much this shit has bothered u but don't u see how the shit u have done can make a guy feel led on i can understand will u would be pissed at me for that and im sorry for it but can't understand why u would be pissed cause i went bowling.i think it is best that we take some time apart either that or have a long talk about this in person then decide what is best

Afraid of Getting Hurt

so my friend Val came over Sunday and we took a drive to a local lake to drive and why on our way there we had a talk about what happens if we tried the whole couple thing we sat there and talked and even though im not into the whole couple thing we both said we would have to talk about it more so on our way back we did have a kiss and then last night she wrote a blog saying that she doesn;t want a relationship which i understand cause to be truthful i don't either becuase i am afraid of getting invovled in a realtionship becuase of the fear i have of getting hurt espically by a friend cause i do love her but as a friend i know i have pushed the line at times and for that i hope when i tell her i am sorry for anything i have done to her that has made her mad at me i mean that i am sorry for it i think we are friends i hope she knows i still want her as a friend and nothing more cause i am afriad of getting into a serious realtionship i just sat and thought about it after i read what she had to say and found out from my own thinking that all i want is her friendship so i hope she can accept my deepest apolgies and hope we can still be friends.

IT'S COFFEE TIME

SO SITTING HERE DRINKING MY 2ND CUP OF COFFEE WITH SUGAR OF COURSE I DON'T NEED THE SUGAR TO MAKE ME CRAZY HELL I ALREADY AM CRAZY LOL. SO SITTING HERE LISTENING TO THE NEWS AND IT AMAZES ME HOW BIG OF A DEAL THEY ARE MAKING WITH THE NEW IPHONES THAT ARE OUT TODAY BIG FRIGGING DEAL IT IS A DAM PHONE IT IS NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T SEEN A PHONE BEFORE DAM. SO SPEAKING OF THE NEWS IT WAS REPORTED THE OTHER DAY THAT AT A LOCAL PARK THEY ARE GOING TO START SHOOTING DOWN DEERS BECAUSE OF OVERPOPULATION AND I CAM UP WITH A LITTLE SONG THAT THEY CAN SING IT GOES IN THE STYLE OF 99 BOTTLES OF BEER HERE IT IS

99 DEERS IN THE PARK
99 DEERS IN THE PARK
TAKE A GUN SHOOT ONE DOWN
98 DEERS IN THE PARK

I HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR BUT THAT IS OKAY CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FLYING PAJAMAS WHAT PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY CAN KISS MY NICE ASS IF THEY WANT :)

JUST A FEW THOUGHTS

So i know it has been a couple of weeks since my last blog i have been doing okay just being me crazy as ever :) and trying to FIGHT THE POWER but it seems every time i try it comes back for more it is a endless fight LOL so i know most people has either what they call a theme song or a song that fits them well my song is UNWELL by Matchbox Twenty cause i am a little UNWELL LOL to all the ones that know me you know im a little UNWELL. so i had recently seen the Movie JUNO i actually was quite suprised that i liked it it was quite a fresh take on the whole teen pregnancy story i found the character to be smart witty and wise even at 16 yrs old i mean i know it is a movie but you felt the characters to be real not some fake people that hollywood likes to put in front of you with the same situation and have end all nice and lovely so i liked the movie it was fresh it did not fell watered downso another summer is coming and that means hot weather i am not a hot weather fan i like cool days with temps between 50 and 70 today it is already supposed to be in the 90's yuck dam i hate hot weatherwell anway got to go for now see you all on the DARK SIDE

WAL MART AND MOTHERS DAY

so anyway this past sat my mom needed some things from wal mart and i told her i would go ahead and get them for her so on the way to Wal mart i was texting my friend val and she gave me a new name for all the idiots which i call them ASSHATS so the name she gave them is FUCK TARTS i told her that was a good one so anyway at WM(wal mart for short) mom wanted to get a rose to put on my grandma's grave she only wanted one but they had them in a case for like $10 and she didn't want to pay that much plus she only wanted one so anyway we got the stuff she needed and so pay for it and after i pay for it at the end of the counter mom sees single roses for 2.50 so i pick one up and look for a short line thinking dam i hate WM so i pay for the rose and on the way out i said out loud and this lady that worked there had to hear me i say this is why i hate WM anyway if WM promises lower prices everyday shouldn't something be free by now LOL

So on Mothers Day i went out with my mom and my aunt (mom's sister) to the cemtary to put roses on several graves i put the rose on my grandma grave and just stood there in my own little world even though my mom and my aunt is close by i stood there and had a little cry even though my grandma has been gone for 2 years there is not a day i do not think about her so i go home and i had to go for a walk cause i just had to think and it seems i do my best thinking on my walks so i text my friend Valerie and we text back and forth it seemed to calm the thoughts and made me a little better so it was a okay weekend just a little depressed on sunday but it is all good now well see u all later on the dark side

SLOW DOWN AND MY 1ST ATTEMPT AT A POEM

So once again im thinking about life in general and the biggest question is why are people are in a hurry to get from point A to point B don't they know it would be nice to stop and smell the flowers or even stop and say hello to a fellow neighbor that you haven;t talked to in months becuase you get in a hurry to get to where you have to go and you see them doing 80 MPH on the interstate why not for once take the backroads and enjoy the time you have on mother earth becuase it isn;t going to last forever take the time and listen to a friends problems they will thank you for it and probably tell u that it meant more to them that you were there to listen then anything in the world cause we are need a friend who listens and if they make fun of u or even judge u they aren't your friend anyway a friend is someone who won't judge u for the way u are

And Now my 1st attempt at a poem

Im Sitting in the dark waiting for you to come to me
you are not home but not here just yet
are you on the way or running away from me
you said you would be my friend til the end
did i scare you or did u scare urself
you don't answer my text or even my calls
are you drving here or far away
it's dark where im at are you the light that shines
im scared and cold where i lay memories flood past my brain
you said you would be here if i ever needed you but u aren't here just yet
i hear faint footseps but whose are they are they yours or are they a strangers
someone knocks on the door i stumble to the door open it and find you on the other side i ask where am i and you say with a friend that you needed i say thank you for being here i wasn't sure you would be here and you say im always here for you now im all warm and happy knowing that you are here right beside me wherever i am

so to the ones that read these tell me what u think of the poem i can take it it was just a 1st attempt anyway and it just came to me so be kind to one another

Joe

GETTING DRUNK AND DEALING WITH THE HANGOVER

So Friday night i went out and got drunk with my friend Valerie and it was a blast i guess according to her after i was trashed i was saying all kinds of stupid shit espically when i did the whole calling people drunk i don't remember shit but i do remember having a blast i think i called my older brother who then i called my Nephew both while drunk i don't remember the coversations but according to Valerie i made comments that i wouldn't make sober but she forgave me so anyway we get to my house and im like so totally trashed i fell as i was getting out of her car luckily i fell onto the grass and not onto the driveway. so i go to bed and all through the night i had a hard time sleeping cause i couldn't get warm even though i am covered with a blanket so i get up about 6 and somehow manage to down 2 hot cups of coffee but my head is pounding my brother texts me and ask me if i was hungover i said yes then he ask if i was going to get drunk anytime soon i said no LOL so my nephew calls and asks me how i was i said my head is still pounding he then asks you was really drunk like he didn't believe me i said yes i got trashed then i get a text from Valerie who says ur glasses are safe in my car and i thought dam that is where they went But all in all it was a blast.

FRIENDSHIP

So it is 7:08 on a Sunday morning and i just downed my 1st cup of coffee and it tasted good with the sugar and the caffiene which i don't totally wake up without both of those drugs. So i went out with Valerie on Friday night and i got Drunk for the 1st time i wasn't even planning on it i was just planning on having a few drinks but i just let things lay where they were and i got drunk. Over the past month we have been friends i mean we did know each other from Elemtary school over 20 years ago but that was then and this is now. but anyway over the past month that we have been friends it's like i am finally coming out of my shell and doing things that i would not normally do like get drunk and tell someone all my secrets. i have lived on this planet that we call Earth for 33 yrs now and i have never been able to tell anyone all my secrets but i was able to tell her over the 1st weekend it's like we had made a connection right off the bat. it is awesome to have a friend that totally gets u and some people say well a woman and a man can;t be friends well i say BULLSHIT yes they can as long as they have a understanding that it is just freinds and nothing more. but she totally gets and understands me. i know it sounds crazy to make a connection that fast and i wasn't used to to the whole let's spill everything on the first weekend but it just happened. im acutally glad that i now i have a friend like Valerie cause we all need a friend that we can go to with all our troubles and just do fun things with. i actually sat here typing this suer long post but it felt good to acutally sit and release some good things and not just another rant which i have been known to do well anyway see you all later

Joe

PEOPLE PISS ME OFF

Okay so i am sitting here nothing much to do but sit and think about how much people piss me off. I think everytime a child screams instead of hitting the child someone should just smack the shit out of the parents becuase it is thier fault that thier child screams for sweets and toys. so i am a volunteer at a local hospital and what i do is lead people to where they need to i don't do it for the money cause i don't get paid. i don't do it for the glory because i am not that superfical. I do it becuase it feels good to help other people. but some people can really piss me off i will be leading someone to where they need to go and we will cross paths with somone who does actually does get paid and they will ask where are u going and the person i am helping will say where they are going and the worker will tell them how to get there like i didn't know that. that pisses me off but i don;t say anything. people that drive with thier dam cell phones glued to thier ear honestly how important is this devices yes i do have a cell phone but don't use it while driving hey idiots of America quit talking and drive the 2 ton wagon with your brats in the backseat screaming are we there yet.if u need to talk pull the F*^K over well i gues that is it for now see ya on the Dark Side

Joe

PISSED OFF AGAIN

Well Dam i am pissed off again just sitting here at KUMC volunteers office not doing much cause it is another slow dam day just went to get somthing to munch on wanting some chips and a Mountain Dew and all they had was Diet Mountain Dew and i am like WTF where is my Mountain Dew. i don't dew diet pardon the pun. so i had to settle for a Dr Pepper which isn't bad but when im wanting the sugar high Mountain Dew does the spot. so another nice day and im stuck indoors which bites the big shit. dam i am PISSED OFF cause i don;t have any Mountain Dew looks like i will have to wait until i get home. I NEED SUGAR DAMMIT i am way to hyper. I WANT TO SEE FIRE FIRE AND MORE FIRE. another so another pissed off rant has passed just wanted to rant which i think besides being crazy is my other fave hobby.

IM ON A SUGAR RUSH

So i am sitting here drinking a 12 oz can of Mountain Dew both for the Caffiene and the Sugar cause dammit i need both they are my drugs in life with the exception of a occasional smoke when i need one of those. So anyway sitting here on both the sugar and caffiene high and thinking about shit that people do u know like cutting in front of you on the road just to turn or to get off the next exit dam that shit pisses me off and i don;t even drive. That Shit pisses me yes i am ranting about people hell that is what i do don't like what i say see that RED X at the top just click it and go back to your shitty lives. so anyway if i had a superpower it would be fire yes i said it FIRE i am a friggin PYRO i love FIRE but i am not a arsonist there is a difference i do not set homes and buildings on fire. i know it may sound like i am a crasy SOB well im not a SOB but i will take the crazy part LOL. yes i can laugh at myself that is something many people can;t do. and feel free to leave comments shit i would like to hear what all the freaks have to say just remember we are all freaks in one form or another there is a reason why no one is perfect the reason is that way god has entertainment when he looks down here. well i guess i said enough shit for now bbl with more antics from the mind of Joe

WHAT A WEEK

so this is my 1st blog woo hoo who would have thought i would join the bloggin world i sure didn;t but i thought i might as well join. So anyway a little about myself i am a 33 yr single man who is looking for mrs right but don;t really give a shit if i find her or not if i do i do if i don;t no big shitting deal. i am a volunteer at KUMC that is in Kansas City Kansas which i was born and raised and will never leave cause i am used to it. so this week was a hell of a week having to get up at 5 in the morning to either volunteer or to appointments was really tiring but at least one good thing came out of this week got together with a new friend Valerie. i mean seriously it is good to have a friend where u can spill the shit to and not having to worry about ASSHATS(people that annoy me) today Valerie came in handy cause it was one of my many what i call trapped in a snowglobe days but she was there to listen and that meant a lot to me to have a friend that listens instead of one of those shrinks that uses pschobably crap that a lot of them use so thanks to Valerie i feel better with the help of a drink to take the edge of so enough for now see ya



Joe