GETTING DRUNK AND DEALING WITH THE HANGOVER

So Friday night i went out and got drunk with my friend Valerie and it was a blast i guess according to her after i was trashed i was saying all kinds of stupid shit espically when i did the whole calling people drunk i don't remember shit but i do remember having a blast i think i called my older brother who then i called my Nephew both while drunk i don't remember the coversations but according to Valerie i made comments that i wouldn't make sober but she forgave me so anyway we get to my house and im like so totally trashed i fell as i was getting out of her car luckily i fell onto the grass and not onto the driveway. so i go to bed and all through the night i had a hard time sleeping cause i couldn't get warm even though i am covered with a blanket so i get up about 6 and somehow manage to down 2 hot cups of coffee but my head is pounding my brother texts me and ask me if i was hungover i said yes then he ask if i was going to get drunk anytime soon i said no LOL so my nephew calls and asks me how i was i said my head is still pounding he then asks you was really drunk like he didn't believe me i said yes i got trashed then i get a text from Valerie who says ur glasses are safe in my car and i thought dam that is where they went But all in all it was a blast.

FRIENDSHIP

So it is 7:08 on a Sunday morning and i just downed my 1st cup of coffee and it tasted good with the sugar and the caffiene which i don't totally wake up without both of those drugs. So i went out with Valerie on Friday night and i got Drunk for the 1st time i wasn't even planning on it i was just planning on having a few drinks but i just let things lay where they were and i got drunk. Over the past month we have been friends i mean we did know each other from Elemtary school over 20 years ago but that was then and this is now. but anyway over the past month that we have been friends it's like i am finally coming out of my shell and doing things that i would not normally do like get drunk and tell someone all my secrets. i have lived on this planet that we call Earth for 33 yrs now and i have never been able to tell anyone all my secrets but i was able to tell her over the 1st weekend it's like we had made a connection right off the bat. it is awesome to have a friend that totally gets u and some people say well a woman and a man can;t be friends well i say BULLSHIT yes they can as long as they have a understanding that it is just freinds and nothing more. but she totally gets and understands me. i know it sounds crazy to make a connection that fast and i wasn't used to to the whole let's spill everything on the first weekend but it just happened. im acutally glad that i now i have a friend like Valerie cause we all need a friend that we can go to with all our troubles and just do fun things with. i actually sat here typing this suer long post but it felt good to acutally sit and release some good things and not just another rant which i have been known to do well anyway see you all later

Joe

PEOPLE PISS ME OFF

Okay so i am sitting here nothing much to do but sit and think about how much people piss me off. I think everytime a child screams instead of hitting the child someone should just smack the shit out of the parents becuase it is thier fault that thier child screams for sweets and toys. so i am a volunteer at a local hospital and what i do is lead people to where they need to i don't do it for the money cause i don't get paid. i don't do it for the glory because i am not that superfical. I do it becuase it feels good to help other people. but some people can really piss me off i will be leading someone to where they need to go and we will cross paths with somone who does actually does get paid and they will ask where are u going and the person i am helping will say where they are going and the worker will tell them how to get there like i didn't know that. that pisses me off but i don;t say anything. people that drive with thier dam cell phones glued to thier ear honestly how important is this devices yes i do have a cell phone but don't use it while driving hey idiots of America quit talking and drive the 2 ton wagon with your brats in the backseat screaming are we there yet.if u need to talk pull the F*^K over well i gues that is it for now see ya on the Dark Side

Joe

PISSED OFF AGAIN

Well Dam i am pissed off again just sitting here at KUMC volunteers office not doing much cause it is another slow dam day just went to get somthing to munch on wanting some chips and a Mountain Dew and all they had was Diet Mountain Dew and i am like WTF where is my Mountain Dew. i don't dew diet pardon the pun. so i had to settle for a Dr Pepper which isn't bad but when im wanting the sugar high Mountain Dew does the spot. so another nice day and im stuck indoors which bites the big shit. dam i am PISSED OFF cause i don;t have any Mountain Dew looks like i will have to wait until i get home. I NEED SUGAR DAMMIT i am way to hyper. I WANT TO SEE FIRE FIRE AND MORE FIRE. another so another pissed off rant has passed just wanted to rant which i think besides being crazy is my other fave hobby.

IM ON A SUGAR RUSH

So i am sitting here drinking a 12 oz can of Mountain Dew both for the Caffiene and the Sugar cause dammit i need both they are my drugs in life with the exception of a occasional smoke when i need one of those. So anyway sitting here on both the sugar and caffiene high and thinking about shit that people do u know like cutting in front of you on the road just to turn or to get off the next exit dam that shit pisses me off and i don;t even drive. That Shit pisses me yes i am ranting about people hell that is what i do don't like what i say see that RED X at the top just click it and go back to your shitty lives. so anyway if i had a superpower it would be fire yes i said it FIRE i am a friggin PYRO i love FIRE but i am not a arsonist there is a difference i do not set homes and buildings on fire. i know it may sound like i am a crasy SOB well im not a SOB but i will take the crazy part LOL. yes i can laugh at myself that is something many people can;t do. and feel free to leave comments shit i would like to hear what all the freaks have to say just remember we are all freaks in one form or another there is a reason why no one is perfect the reason is that way god has entertainment when he looks down here. well i guess i said enough shit for now bbl with more antics from the mind of Joe

WHAT A WEEK

so this is my 1st blog woo hoo who would have thought i would join the bloggin world i sure didn;t but i thought i might as well join. So anyway a little about myself i am a 33 yr single man who is looking for mrs right but don;t really give a shit if i find her or not if i do i do if i don;t no big shitting deal. i am a volunteer at KUMC that is in Kansas City Kansas which i was born and raised and will never leave cause i am used to it. so this week was a hell of a week having to get up at 5 in the morning to either volunteer or to appointments was really tiring but at least one good thing came out of this week got together with a new friend Valerie. i mean seriously it is good to have a friend where u can spill the shit to and not having to worry about ASSHATS(people that annoy me) today Valerie came in handy cause it was one of my many what i call trapped in a snowglobe days but she was there to listen and that meant a lot to me to have a friend that listens instead of one of those shrinks that uses pschobably crap that a lot of them use so thanks to Valerie i feel better with the help of a drink to take the edge of so enough for now see ya



Joe